Monday, December 23, 2013

Oliveisms, Part III.

[8AM, Monday.]



(VERY melodramatically:) "So far today everything has gone wrong."

"Like what?"

"You gave me a plastic spoon for my cereal because all the real ones were dirty."


"And you made me take off my tights and put on pants because my dress was too short."

"Uh huh."

"So, I'm running away from home."

"Oh. Can I help you pack a bag?"


"Well, dress warm, there's a lot of snow outside."

"Hmm... I think I'll wait until after supper."

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