Olive being helpful: "SILAS BENJAMIN! Keep your diaper on!"
Olive, the philosopher: "Dad, can I write a letter to God and Jesus telling them I forgive them?"
Olive, on the differences between boys and girls: "Girls are made of sugar and spice and nice."
Me: "What are little boys made of?"
Olive: "Blood, shirts and drool."
Me: "How did you get to be so smart?"
Olive: "It's because I'm so beautiful."