Just Some More Oliveisms

Olive: "Can you read me that story about me and Noah?"

Me: ..... ?

Olive: "You know, Noah and my leaf?"

Me:..... ?

Olive: "The OLIVE LEAF, MOM! From the dove!"

Olive, looking at the nativity scene: "What were in the presents that the wise men brought?"

Me: "Gold, frankincense and myrrh." 

Olive, with a disgusted look: "Ugh, well what about a rattle? Didn't they even know babies love rattles?"

Olive: "Dad?"

Aunt Grace: "I'm not your Dad." 

Olive: "I didn't call you Dad..."

Aunt Grace: "Uh, yeah you did."

Olive: "Well, 'Dad' is how you say "Grace" in Spanish."